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Baby’s first words

humbug-arctic-monkeys:

Baby: p-p-

Grandpa: Papa?

Baby: P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don’t get caught with a wack calzone

(via lhommewalk)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via joobus)

teamvampireweekend:

"…so that’s proven to be true so far" [x]

(via vampireweekendlove)

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

(via para-fallout-romance)

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